David Letterman's Top Ten Reasons Why Golf Is Better Than Sex.....

David Letterman's Top Ten Reasons Why Golf Is Better Than Sex.....

#10... A below-par performance is considered damn good.

#9... You can stop in the middle and have a cheeseburger and a couple of
beers.

#8... It's much easier to find the sweet spot.

#7... Foursomes are encouraged.

#6... You still can make money doing it as a senior.

#5... Three times a day is possible.

#4... Your partner doesn't hire a lawyer if you play with someone else.
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#3... If you live in Florida, you can do it almost every day.

#2... You don't have to cuddle with your partner when you're finished.

And the NUMBER ONE reason why golf is better than sex.....

#1... When your equipment gets old you can replace it!