WRONG Answer!

WIFE:
What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?

HUSBAND:
Definitely not.

WIFE:
Why not - don't you like being married?

HUSBAND:
Of course I do.

WIFE:
Then why wouldn't you re-marry?

HUSBAND:
Okay, I'd probably get married again.

WIFE:
You would? (with hurt look on her face)

HUSBAND:
(Makes audible groan).

WIFE:
Would you live in our house?

HUSBAND:
Probably, it's a great house.

WIFE:
Would you sleep with her in our bed?

HUSBAND:
Where else would we sleep?

WIFE:
Would you let her drive my car?

HUSBAND:
Probably, it would be there in the garage...

WIFE:
Would you replace my pictures with hers?

HUSBAND:
That would seem like the proper thing to do.

WIFE:
Would she use my golf clubs?

HUSBAND:
No, she's left-handed.

WIFE:
(silence)

HUSBAND:
SH*T!!!